I love it

If you look at the post below this I make a wisecrack about communism, much to my chagrin this is the post which winds up being the only one to recieve the most bile side of capitalism thrust upon it in the form of spam advertising. I'll leave the ads up purely for the amusement factor...and now for random quotes from the last little while...


"My water! It's all wet!"

"Today's dinner will be the inedible served to you by the unspeakable."

"Looks like they've upgraded the dinners here; they're all the way up to Alpo quality."

"This is a formal dinner - either stop eating the table cloth or at least use a knife and fork."

"Let me get this straight... billions of dollars worth of equipment is moving at tens of thousands of miles an hour and everyone in control is drunk?"

"I'm a dance instructor with decades of experience and I will tell you this - men are simply not meant to dance."

"Really this could be spam... but it has enough cheese on it to make me happy anyways."

"Today I got paint on my new pants, got sick, got evicted and had my running water cut off; I think this classifies as a below average day."

"They've got until the sprinklers turn on to get the showers working again - if they're not ready by then, I don't care what the cameras see."

"CRGS Maintenance - You Bendum, We Mendum"

"The internet is imaginary..."

"When asked who put up the billboards, Mr Kim consulted a colleague, then said: "It is the people who put up those signs themselves."