Calvin and Hobbes

C - Hobbes, where do you think we go when we die?
H - I think we play saxaphone for an all girl cabaret in New Orleans
C - So you believe in Heaven?
H - Call it what you will.


C - I don't understand this business about death, if we're just going to die what's the point of living?
H - Well there's seafood.
C- I don't know why I even talk with you before dinner...


H - What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?


H - I bet your natural charm has made you a good sprinter


C - My watch tells me the time, the day and the date. It doesn't tell me what month it is though. I need a watch that tells me the month.
H - I guess they figured if you don't know what month it is, you're not the type who'd wear a watch.


C - Nobody ever pays me a penny for my thoughts...


C - People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.


C - I've been thinking Hobbes...
H - On a weekend?
C - Well it wasn't on purpose.


C - Careful, we don't want to learn from this


C - Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.


C - Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!

H - Do you think there is a God?
C - Well, somebody's out to get me.


C - Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.


C - Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.


C - Reality continues to ruin my life.


C - I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.


C - I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.


C - I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.