Oh those wacky Christians

Here are some bits from the bible that I find amusing.

Jesus may love you; but God hates you if you're a long haired hippy freak...
1 Corinthians 11
"14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
16 But if any man seem to be contentious, we have no such custom, neither the churches of God "

In John 2:1 to 2:11 Jesus turns water into wine, this was Jesus' first miracle and therefore can be considered the springboard of Christianity. However conservative the pope is, and however uptight religious groups get; just remember that the whole thing started because the son of God wanted to keep the party going. Also note that he hung out primarily with a hooker when your parents tell you to keep away from the riff-raff.

From the Anglican side; Anglican Article of Faith XXXVII states that "...The Bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction in thes Realm of England..." I love that bit; it means I get to ignore Roman Catholicism.

More to come later.

Cheers,