Random Quotes

Here are some random quotes from the last little while

"You're tall"
"And you're lovely, both of these things are rather obvious though"


"Are you polishing your shoes?"
"Of course not, I'm shoeing my polish"


"What did you guys have for breakfast?"
"Same thing as every other day - Pig, Potatoes and egg"


"If you guys call me a padre one more time I'm gonna start baptising the lot of you!"


"Your hands, they're so small"
"I prefer the term 'slender'.....Waitaminute why are you laughing like that?"



Cheers,