Calvinism

C - It's a lot more fun to blame the system than try to fix things.

C- I've decided to stop caring about things. If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you DON'T care, nothing matters so you're never upset. From now on, my rallying cry is "So What?!"
H- That's a tough cry to rally around.
C- So What?!


C- I'm a simple man Hobbes.
H- YOU?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!
C- I'm a simple man with complex tastes

H- I like my smock.
C- Good...OK I'll divide up the clay, here's yours.
H- You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock.
C- Uh huh.. you have to work this stuff a bit to get it soft.
H- Actually I just like to say smock.
C- See, just knead it like so, and then it can be modelled.
H- Smock, smock, smock, smock, smock, smock!
C- WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

C- I'm not getting out of bed until it's as warm out there as it is in here.

C- YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!