The last little while

Guy1 -Well, you're better looking than a horse
Girl - Errr, thanks?
Guy2 - I think what he meant to say was "the entire sky of stars that twinkles above us does not come close to matching the sparkle that lies within in your eyes."
Guy1 - That was a little over the top.
Guy2 - Likely; but it's still an improvement over "You're better looking than a horse"


To the vegetarians of the world: my dinner can beat up your dinner.


Girl - What was so unusual about that night?
Guy- Do you mean *aside* from the part where everyone started petting each other?
Girl - Oh....That....


Waitress- You've had a ridiculous amount to drink so far, shouldn't you be drunk by now?
Guy - I dunno....pour me another drink and we'll make sure.


Girl - I think I might be getting a blister...
Guy - But you look very cute in those shoes.
Girl - If only that didn't matter so much.


Girl - *Sigh* I wish we didn't have to be so grown up.
Guy - I'm not sure you're allowed to say that when we're about to go play on the swing-set.





Cheers,