From an old family newsletter...

Two Presbyterian ministers met unexpectedly at a fairly small town. Not having met since college days they celebrated rather unwisely and too well. Next morning (Sunday) feeling very hung over and remorseful, they decided to do penance by attending the local small Presbyterian church and each put a $20 bill in the plate. After the collection the local minister wanted to know who had been so generous. The verger said he didn’t know them but they looked like Presbyterians, gave like Roman Catholics and smelled like Anglicans.


Cheers