This seemed funny at 2 in the morning...

Whoa, this wood is all crazy and psychadelic...I think the trees have been taking hits of acid rain when they grew these bits.


"See that girl sitting up ahead on the right and the girl two seats ahead of her? They're both strippers"
"How did you know that?"
"They were working at the same stripclub I went to last night where I punched out that other stripper."
"...I meet the most peculiar girls some days..."


I still don't see the problem with choosing what's for dinner based on where the pretty girls are working at the market that particular day.