WASP jokes

WASP - White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. The ultra-normal, ultra-white middle class.


Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Quebecer.

Q: What does a little WASP want to be when she grows up?
A: "The very best person I possibly can."

Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
A: To get to the middle of the road.

Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.

Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"

Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
A: Hiring South American jockeys.

Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
A. He lets go of his wallet

Q. What do you call a WASP virgin?
A. You can't. Her number's unlisted

Q. What's a WASP's favourite song?
A. "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

Q: How many wasps does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


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