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Ad puella minima, pulchra, levicula

I'm going to assume that you commented on the quotes section anonymously to publically detatch yourself from your silly words. And although you may claim that 'quod te nutrit te destruit' you are already quite slender and quite lovely and have absolutely no need to make any attempt to watch your weight.




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Thought of the Day

Today I found Yorkshire Pudding at the grocery store... Life is good.

Let's not forget that dark classic Tacos and Fudge in D Minor....

You are such a patron of the arts; how can I not respect a man who admires such classics as Taco Bell's Canon?

I like that portrait of Jesus, there he is on the way to be crucified and he still has that "How you doin' Mary Magdalene?" look on his face.

Bloody Commies....

Life boils down to the parable of the bear and the running shoes

Lesson of the day

"Apparently if you run a razor across your throat; the result takes a fair bit of work to clean up"

I feel sorry for this guy's lawyer

A guy in Brazil emptied his .38 caliber revolver into a 73 year old nun after she reached into her bag for her bible. The funny part? The guy is using "self-defence" as his excuse.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051209/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/brazil_missionary_killed_4

Good ol' Government

For reasons which are still a mystery to me, the Federal Government is apparently under the impression that I am worthy of $27.01 in payment for some sort of services rendered and deposited that amount in my bank account without telling me why or even that they were doing it.

People tell me that I shouldn't be so blindly loyal to our government...but the Crown just keeps treating me so well!



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Tea

There is very little in life that can be relied upon to always bring a feeling of content- fortunately a hot cup of Twinnings Earl Grey has never once let me down.


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The Philospher Song of Monty Python

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Good ol' Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.


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